Look At My Serious Face

I know I joke around a lot, and some of you may get the impression that I’m a tad insincere sometimes. So let me just state now that what I am about to say comes 100% from my heart.

Do I have your attention?

I want my own B-52 Stratofortress bomber.

But, and here’s the thing, instead of bombs I plan on dropping Cadbury eggs on unsuspecting nations, people and pets.

Again, that was from the heart.

-Because I Can.

Quote of the Day

“There’s a hole as big as my dick in the left wing. “
- from Memphis Belle (1990)

• Mike

  Mmm..delicious destruction for all

• AncientRelic

  If it’s Cadbury Caramel Eggs I support you. Not a fan of the creme ones.

• セフィロス

  Then I shall bring out barrels to catch said Cadbury Eggs, and hope they are the original size and not the smaller size that is sold in the States and Canada.
  Do it soon… I’m down to my last box of Cadbury eggs.

• theranna

  God knows I love your work but Cadbury Eggs are the most disgusting thing I’ve ever put in my mouth… instant diabetes!

  • http://www.facebook.com/stuart.becker.7 Stuart Becker

    Try the Caramel filled ones!! Soooooo Good!!!

  • theranna

    I do love caramel…

• http://twitter.com/milestoneNC Jason Dentino

  http://food52.com/blog/6103-homemade-cadbury-creme-eggs

• http://www.facebook.com/david.bare David Bare

  That is an awesome quote. BTW at what altitude are you going to drop the eggs. After a certain height, you might as well use bombs… just say’in.

• Henrik Gjerp

  It might be a good idea to equip eggs with parachutes of appropriate size. Otherwise they would not be intact after landing.

• http://www.facebook.com/jodin.davunt Jodin Davunt

  Did someone say Kickstarter?

  Oh that’s right… I did. I said Kickstarter.

• The Legacy

  If you want to shop for B-52′s, go check out the Davis-Monthan Air Force base. They have a huge number of B-52′s, if I’m not mistaken, and perhaps one could be bought for a low, low price of maybe a few million.

  I’ve been through it once from the Pima Air & Space Museum’s bus tour of the base. Really cool stuff. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/309th_Aerospace_Maintenance_and_Regeneration_Group

  Though I’m half kidding about actually having you get the B-52, I believe that surplus units can be purchased, if they have any available and airworthy.

• http://www.facebook.com/john.knudsvig John Knudsvig

  I always wanted a B-17 Flying fortress, but to replace all the guns with t-shirt launchers and hire out to drop novelty clothing on sporting events, concerts, conventions… Riots…. So on and so forth.

• http://www.facebook.com/andrew.harnack.7 Andrew Harnack

  Saw this article and thought I would pass it along Sohmer http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/homemade-cadbury-creme-eggs-194600793.html

• Mitch

  I say drop kinder surprise eggs on the states, being that they are banned for some reason there

  • http://twitter.com/tsweitzer925 Travis Sweitzer

    something about choking hazard from the toys inside of food.