These are things kids said in class, I doubt I'll remember the whole bunch but well...

TEACHER: "Johnny, come up to the map and point out North America"
Johnny goes and points at the map.
TEACHER: "Very good Johnny, now class, who discoevered North America?"
CLASS: "JOHNY!"

TEACHER: "Roger, why are you late for class?"
ROGER: "Because of the sign"
TEACHER: "What sign?!"
ROGER: "the one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow'"

TEACHER: "Bob, How do you spell crocodile?"
BOB: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: "No Bob, that is not how you're supposed to spell crocodile"
BOB: "That may be, but you asked me how _I_ spell crocodile"

TEACHER: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
SARAH: "H I J K L M N O"
TEACHER: "No, that's wrong"
SARAH: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

TEACHER: "Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago"
WILLIE: "Me!"

TEACHER: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
PUPIL: "A teacher."

TEACHER: "Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?"
TOMMY: "Well, I'm alot closer to the ground than you are."

TEACHER: "Ellen, give me a sentence starting with 'I'."
ELLEN: "I is..."
TEACHER: "No, Ellen.... Always say, 'I am'"
ELLEn: "All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: "Can anybody give me an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

TEACHER: "Now, Sam tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?"
SAM: "No sir, I don't have to, Mom is a good cook."

TEACHER: "Desmond, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. did you copy his?
DESMOND: "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"

ROFL - they're great Shrewd.

Thanks!

girl: "A" is not a word because it is too short.
teacher: What about "I"
girl: That's different

this is an actual argument a girl had with a teacher when I was in eigth grade. The first time I ever saw someone look up "A" in the dictionary. This argument lasted a good five minutes and it was the girl against the entire class. Quality education that is.

OMFG, i woulda fukin slapped the taste outta that girls mouth for bein retarded.

Those quotes are cool cuz some of them are the kids bein dumb, some are the kids bein real witty, and some are the teachers bein stupid.

Yay for stupid teachers, stupid kids and kids that talk back. They are quite funny, thanks.

A stupid thing happened my last year of highschool,(granted he wasn;t exactly a kid).
We had to pass in our english assignments with a specific cover page, it had to say 'English Essay 1' (or 2, or 3, ect) in bold letter at the top, then the teacher, date and students name at the bottom.
Everytime Matthew passed in an assignment the teacher would pass it back without the coverpage. No one in the class, including Matt understood this, and our teacher said he'd explain why at the end of the year. For an entire school year this went on, and no one ever understood it.
The day befor our exams started we had our last review class and the teacher looks at Matt and asks, "Matthew, how to spell essay?"
All thirteen papers, the entire school year, knowing full well the teacher was taking his cover pages and there was probly a reason,
Matt had typed on each one (and the teacher gave them everyone back to him)
"English Easy"
Grade 12, no kidding.