I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder then when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself" she giggled... So I told her to %$#@ off.

That's great.

...Interestingly, that's something I would actually do.

Same. I'm a bad person.

That's fucking brilliant!! I love it!

................am I the only guy that reads this and doesn't see the humor in it?

yes

I GOT A GOOD BLONDE JOKE....

How do ya know a blondez had a bad day?

Shes gota tampon behind her ear and she cant find her pencil....

F$#%-ing Classic i love it

Yes....yes you are the only one

Simply hilarous

Hee hee -- I laugh at your joke. Although, maybe a man getting overweight and going bald shouldn't be so picky.

heheh, i laugh too

nope

NO

MJ

It's an amusing reflection on the innate dichotomy of the female/male and male/female views.

Or are we analysing it too much?

Anyway - I think it's funny!