Rejected Canadian Provincial Slogans

NEWFOUNDLAND AND LABRADOR
"Lard Tunderin', Lamp-Lightin', Jesus"

NOVA SCOTIA
"Our Province is Really Hard for Grade Schoolers to Draw"

PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
"Spuds? We Got Spuds Comin' Out Our Arses!"

NEW BRUNSWICK
"Property of K.C. Irving"

QUEBEC
"Grudgingly Part of Canada -- For Now"

ONTARIO
"As Far As We're Concerned, Canada Stops At Our Provincial Borders"

MANITOBA
"Uncomfortably Close to Ontario"

SASKATCHEWAN
"Unlike Nova Scotia, OUR Province is Really Easy for Grade Schoolers to Draw"

ALBERTA
"Grudgingly Part of Canada -- For Now"

BRITISH COLUMBIA
"Canadian Home of the Dope Smoking, Granola Munchers"

YUKON TERRITORIES
"Don't Forget Us When the Americans Invade"

NORTHWEST TERRITORIES
"You Can Ride our Black Flies"

NUNAVUT
"No, We Don't Live in Igloos, You Moron"

Eh... Is the Alberta one supposed to be the same as the Quebec one? I would have thought it would be a wise-crack about Klein, or something of the like.

I dunno. It might be a mistake, might not be...

Wooo! Go BC!

I have lived in Nova Scotia and ONtario as well though. I just like BC the best, so I am staying here. Besides, we have the best slogan!

Damn right BC has the best one. Although it's only talking about Greater Vancouver...=P Hell, I like the Newfie one best. Suits them so well.

And Ontario's is so fitting...so sad...

The BC one is awesome.

Haham oh man the Ontario one is really true!

I think the Alberta one makes sense; slogans wouldn't be specific to a politician and they hate everyone else so ...

The BC one is awesome.

Haha, oh man the Ontario one is really true!

I think the Alberta one makes sense; slogans wouldn't be specific to a politician and they hate everyone else so ...

We... hate everyone else? Why was I not informed of this? @o@