Cheney, the Bushes, and Colin Powell are flying on Air Force One. George looks at Dick, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."

Dick shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Laura tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Powell rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."

I wish he would...

Tried and true joke that's still funny

damn wishful thinking...

Clever!