If Men Got Pregnant
1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations
number one health problem.
2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.
3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.
6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
7. There would be a cure for stretch marks.
8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.
9. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.
10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.
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QUOTE(J0k3r @ Apr 18 2005, 01:02 PM)
3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
Now that's one idea worth following up!
Thanks, J0k3r!
Riight. If men got pregnant, they'd just spend all their time bitching about how easy women have got it, and how they couldn't take real pain, and yadda yadda yadda.
errr, then pregnancy would be a sign of masculinity... thats a scalp scratcher...
Then I'd really feel for GJA.
QUOTE(Gibbon @ Apr 19 2005, 11:18 PM)
Then I'd really feel for GJA.
MOD COMMENT: POST WHORE.
I like it when Anti-Masculine jokes are proven to be ineffective:
Who says these are bad things? Just proves that we have different priorities, and the determination to see them implemented
Hoo-boy, I'm goin' to suffer for that one...
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2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.
3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.
8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.
3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.
8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.
Who says these are bad things? Just proves that we have different priorities, and the determination to see them implemented
Hoo-boy, I'm goin' to suffer for that one...
I heard one like this once:
If men got pregnant:
- abortion would be available at drive-thru windows
If men got pregnant:
- abortion would be available at drive-thru windows
Haha. I'm not anti-male (being male and all) nor did i find these bad, but what i found funny was the progress of things IF men did get pregnant...
Werent some of these (or all) by Betty Freidan or something???
I think they are good, 10 being my favourite.
What is a post whore, I frequient several forums and that is the first time I have eaver heard it.
What is a post whore, I frequient several forums and that is the first time I have eaver heard it.
Men have to be home from dates @ 9pm??? what the hell? My parents basically dont GIVE a shit how long im on a date....
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What is a post whore, I frequient several forums and that is the first time I have eaver heard it.
A post whore is someone who makes posts with tiny or even no content at all, usually just as an emoticon (as seen above) or a small phrase - "ROFL!" and "LOL!" being the most likely offenders.
Such posts are a waste of time and effort to write, a waste of time and effort to read, and serve no purpose at all but to increase your post count.
So don't do it, in other words - other than that, welcome to the Forum. Teifion
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