Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Panties not best thing on earth! They next to best thing on earth.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who wars with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Virginity like bubble: one prick, gone forever.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

He who cooks carrots and pees in the same pot, most unsanitary.

He who lives in glass house dresses quickly.

He who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Sexually frustrated man will find answer in his hand the whole time.

I love these.

*giggling* i always have loved these.

Oh, I forgot one:

He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Metal Head, that was fantastic. I love these things.