Interesting little conversation while in the car with my friends:

Me: Jesus loved ass sex.

Drew: Yeah, but he never gave it.

Axel: Jesus took a lot of things for our sins.


Are we all going to hell? Nah, just Drew. Axel's an athiest, I'm Jewish.

I'm sure I'll regret asking... but how the heck did you get onto this subject?

This is funny, but I think it'll be better once I hear how you got on the subject.

I just randomly said that, and it sparked the other lines. I swear, completely out of the blue.

My friends, huh?

Jesus was a freak.

...Proven fact. It says it in the Bible. Page 147 or so.

"And the lord said unto his son, 'Yea, thou art a total freak.' And Jesus said 'Thou dothn't understand!' and ran to his room, slamming the door behind him."

Caution: the following link may be offensive to anal christians who can't possibly take a joke...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/Bar...29/9dd4fef1.jpg

btw, I know I'm going to hell for that one

Well thanks for the warning I suppose... though I have to ask what Christians who can't take a joke would be doing here in the first place. Not like we already haven't told a number of blasphemous jokes here, never mind what Sohmer has put into the comic strip.

(Though maybe I'm just dense, I just don't get what's supposed to be funny/blasphemous about the image.)

just trying to avoid any confrontation since I'm a scary lurker person, you really never know *goes back to his lurkerness*