A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman
perched on a barstool.

He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, good looking, how's it going?"

She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it."

He says, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"

LOL! Nice joke, haven't heard this version before.

For some reason I expected the entire post to be composed of one word after reading the title: "Ouch."

Isillinde: I was expecting the same...

Good joke, I really enjoyed it.

Heh, I love "Man walks into a bar" jokes.

Heheh. If I haven't heard it, it's new to me!

Good one.