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Madonna and Guy Ritchie cannot understand their own children - because they speak in French all the time.
Movie director Guy's dad has revealed that Rocco and Lourdes have all but shunned English at home.
The two enfants terribles have been attending posh Lycee Francais School in west London, where they study the language.
And with Lourdes now fluent - and Rocco well on the way - their folks are clueless as to what they are saying.
John Ritchie is quoted in The Sun as saying: "Rocco is certainly picking up a lot of French.
"He speaks it all the time at home because Lourdes is fluent. They talk to each other in French all day, chatting away non-stop.
"It's very funny. Neither Guy or Madonna speak a word of the language so they cannot understand anything."
Movie director Guy's dad has revealed that Rocco and Lourdes have all but shunned English at home.
The two enfants terribles have been attending posh Lycee Francais School in west London, where they study the language.
And with Lourdes now fluent - and Rocco well on the way - their folks are clueless as to what they are saying.
John Ritchie is quoted in The Sun as saying: "Rocco is certainly picking up a lot of French.
"He speaks it all the time at home because Lourdes is fluent. They talk to each other in French all day, chatting away non-stop.
"It's very funny. Neither Guy or Madonna speak a word of the language so they cannot understand anything."
Hahaha, I have to admit, this is pretty funny. Can you imagine what it's like, not being able to understand your children? My parents speak Korean in the house, and sometimes, I find it hard to understand what they're saying, but these are kids. Who knows what sort of things they're saying!
Can you imagine being so beautiful that women hate you? Man, that must be a hard life. You control men with your little finger yet women hate you. Oh it must be hard for Dannii Minogue.
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It's easy to come up with all sorts of excuses as to why people don't like us - and being a glamorous celebrity does carry with it a higher proportion of foes.
So it comes as no surprise that Dannii Minogue finds it hard to make buddies.
However, the Aussie singer isn't taking her inability to make female friends to heart... instead she's blaming them for being frightened off by her body.
The petite star reckons that her slim figure and big boobs are putting people off.
ITV.com reports her as saying: "Having a voluptuous figure can be intimidating to other women.
"Sometimes I just walk into a room and other girls will just be like, 'Hiss', and I think, 'You don't even know me'."
So it comes as no surprise that Dannii Minogue finds it hard to make buddies.
However, the Aussie singer isn't taking her inability to make female friends to heart... instead she's blaming them for being frightened off by her body.
The petite star reckons that her slim figure and big boobs are putting people off.
ITV.com reports her as saying: "Having a voluptuous figure can be intimidating to other women.
"Sometimes I just walk into a room and other girls will just be like, 'Hiss', and I think, 'You don't even know me'."
Here's a few pictures of Danii Minogue. Frankly, I'm not surprised other women are jealous of her.
Danii Minogue
In Swimsuit
She's not as pretty as her sister, Kylie, but she's not bad.
