Loved this one...

A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his side.

"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said.

Our jeweler looked through our stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.

"I don't think you understand-I want something very unique," the man said.

At that, our now very excited jeweler went and fetched our special stock from the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at $40,000."

The girls eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.

"How are you paying?" asked our jeweler.

"I'll pay by check; but of course the bank will want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, and then I'll fetch the ring on Monday."

Monday morning, our very disappointed jeweler phoned the man. "You lied, there's no money in that account."

"I know, sorry, but can you imagine what a FANTASTIC weekend I had?"

Hahahaha, crafty old dodger.

brilliant, just damn brilliant...

Haha. Some people wisen with age...

Wow.

...You can DO that?

Heh. That old man must have gotten one hell of a weekend.

Adds a whole new definition to the words Ring Rider

*laughs* Hahahah, there's one thing you learn very quickly in fencing, "NEVER trust the old ones."

That's gold... this is like something a friend of mine told me on the weekend... there's this escort service in Vegas where a girl charges $6000 for a weekend, and then you have to buy her a gift.

Ok, so let's get this straight... for $6000, she should buy you a damn gift.