The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips,she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his steely gray eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with his soft murmurs of assurance. He sank to his knees before her and without a word, smoothly released her from her constraining attire.

With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his foreign hands to unleash her bare flesh. He expertly guided his hands through this tender, often hidden territory, his movements deliberate, confident in his ability to satisfy her every need. Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire that had gone unfulfilled for so long. And, just as it seemed that ecstasy was within her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment, she thought, "It's too big! - it will never fit!" Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had been made only for her. As pleasure and contentment washed over her, she met his steady gaze, tears of gratitude shining in her eyes. And he knew it wouldn't be long before she returned. Oh, yes, this woman would want more. She would want to do it again and again and again.







DON'T YA JUST LOVE SHOPPING FOR SHOES

i... will kill you for rationalizing this...

is it a little hot in here or is it just me?

I've heard a similar one, about a woman who lies back while he slowly inserts his finger into the soft, warm dampness....

.....of her mouth - he's a Dentist

There's many, MANY other like this.

...Luckily, I've come to expect them.

Still cute, though.

Worst... punch line... ever.

What boner? :ph34r:

This comment.... almost as good as the joke