A frog goes into a bank, and hops up to the loan officer. The frog says, "Hi, what's your name?" The loan officer replies, "My name is Patricia Whack. May I help you?" The frog says, "Yes, Ms. Whack, I'd like to borrow some money." The loan officer finds this a little odd but gets out a form. She says, "Okay, what's your name?" The frog replies, "Kermit Jagger." The loan officer says, "Really? Any relation to Mick Jagger?" The frog says, "Yeah, he's my dad." The loan officer says, "Okay. Ummm...do you have any collateral?" The frog hands the loan officer a pink ceramic elephant and says, "Will this do?" The loan officer says, "Hmmm...I'm not sure. Let me go check with the Bank Manager." The frog says, "Oh, tell him I said 'hi.' He knows me." The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, "Excuse me, but there's this frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing......I'm not even sure what it is. The manager says:













"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone."

That is the greatest thing I have ever heard. Similair to a story about Gandhi.

Mahatma Gandhi's body suffered much because of his lifestyle. Because he often walked without shoes his feet were made very rough. Because of his hunger strikes he was very frail and weak. Many times Gandhi didn't even have time, let alone a the materials to brush his teeth and was often cursed with bad breath. Despite all of this however he was still seen as almost a holy man.












Truley he was a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Yeah, I love that one! Too, too, funny.

Oy, vey.

Urrrgghhhh....

LoL.. I had NO idea where these were headed.