Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

Please dont laugh...please dont laugh...dammit!

That's funny stuff.

*Groans*

That's so horrible, I'll have to tell it to my dad....

hahaha, sooo bad.

That's not funny.

I actually groaned and snickered at the same time.
Thanks.

Good one.. too bad I saw it coming thanks to the movie Master and Commander

Excellent stuff!!! At the salle the "Minister of Fun" (aka The Social Director) and I go back and forth with these kinds of jokes. Tonight, I'm armed with new weaponry!!!

That's terrible. But funny.

TMFT: I have worse ones.

Alarum: Any time you need more ammo, just let me know. I collect puns of this nature.

Puncture: Never saw that movie. Sorry. I'll do better next time.

Nurse, Jaeda and Red: Thanks. And I'm glad you enjoyed, even if you didn't want to.

i totally didn't want to... and i totally enjoyed it...

You have to post them. You HAVE to.

That was painful. But still got a chuckle.

I like jokes that make me groan, roll my eyes and still give a chuckle. Good one.

hehehe If I must, I must.

Oh don't sweat it.. it's still a goodun