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After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day.

Just then, an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job. The bishop was incredulous. "You have no arms!"

"No matter," said the man. "Observe!" And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon. The bishop listened in astonishment, convinced he had finally found a replacement for Quasimodo.

But suddenly, rushing forward to strike a bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below. The stunned bishop rushed to his side. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before.

As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, "Bishop, who was this man?"

"I don't know his name," the bishop sadly replied, "but his face rings a bell."


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The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the bishop continued his interviews for the bell ringer of Notre Dame. The first man to approach him said, "Your Excellency, I am the brother of the poor armless wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honor his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty."

The bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and died on the spot. Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side.

"What has happened? Who is this man?" the first monk asked breathlessly.

"I don't know his name," sighed the distraught bishop, "but... he's a dead ringer for his brother."
Ginny_Lohr
laugh.gif ROFL!!! Thanks Puncture! I needed that laugh today... smile.gif
Puncture
QUOTE(Ginny_Lohr @ Apr 5 2005, 12:29 PM)
laugh.gif ROFL!!!  Thanks Puncture!  I needed that laugh today...  smile.gif
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You're welcome.. some peeps just roll their eyes at this kind of humor.. me gets me rollin smile.gif
Ginny_Lohr
QUOTE(Puncture @ Apr 5 2005, 01:57 PM)
You're welcome.. some peeps just roll their eyes at this kind of humor.. me gets me rollin smile.gif
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Me too. smile.gif After all, I did name one of my pets Peeve. wink.gif
Puncture
QUOTE(Ginny_Lohr @ Apr 5 2005, 01:10 PM)
Me too.  smile.gif  After all, I did name one of my pets Peeve.  wink.gif
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lol.. THAT'S good smile.gif
Toomuchfreetime
I like the joke.

...And naming your pet Peeve? Brilliant.
Ginny_Lohr
Brillant? Possibly, but I usually throw that honor to one of my friends. She had a puppy that followed her where ever she went. She named it.....Hemmeroid. Yeah. smile.gif
DarkBunny
im not sure which is funnier... the pet names or the actual joke... both great!!!
J0k3r
Hehe. Nice joke... and pet names. Lol.
Cactus
The kids called one of our cats "Oi!" because that was likely to be what she'd hear most often.

And thanks for the jokes Puncture - rofl!
voydent
lol this is my type of jokes. ROFL. good one
Puncture
QUOTE(Cactus @ Apr 6 2005, 04:41 AM)
And thanks for the jokes Puncture - rofl!
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Welcome.. I'll keep diggin smile.gif
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