
Agitated, Clark Kent asked if there was another phone booth nearby.
<EDIT> - 4/3/05 - The Results!
The Winner(s)
QUOTE
"Bob that better be your fucking finger, and it better be a fucking accident."
--redflame126 QUOTE
Jason laughed… but he had warned them about his bladder problem.
--Damned riceOther Submissions
1) Things in Superheroville took a turn for the worse as the villains took all the phonebooths but one.
2) "Try this new perfume, Mandy. The boys won't be able to keep their hands off you!!"
3) Guy in the hat on the right: “Not again. Bob, get the crowbar!!”
4) Apparently word got out fast that Jessica Alba was up for a one-night stand...too fast.
5) “Okay, we all know how much it costs to call grandma, so you all get in there and start yapping!!!”
6) “Um, this is 555-3749, right? ...Sorry, our bad.”
7) And then from somewhere a voice spoke: “F**K I DROPPED THE COINS!”
8) "We can't all be Super Man at the same time, guys!!!"
9) After crashing the clown car, the circus had to research other avenues for clown-packing entertainment…
10) Guy looking out: "This is the best day of my life!!!!!!!!!"