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Shrewd
Old one, however:

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't Figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed!

A - Almost Boobs.....
B - Barely there.....
C - Can't Complain!
D - Damn!.....
DD - Double damn!.....
E - Enormous!.....
F - Fake......
WrittenDreams
... What about the letters AFTER F? HMMM did you ever think of that! Obviously not.

G- God it hurts take them away
H- Help me I'm fallinggggg
I-I am homicidal due to back pain
J- Just give me a reduction damn it
Fury
K = Killer
QSan
L=Life preserver
Kayhynn
So thats what DD stands for on my bras.....*blinks* Cool!
cerealkilla
one of my friends was size E at age 15.

then she had them reduced to C. i miss that view...
KattenyaJen
sorry, have to reincarnate the thread. Amused me too greatly, thought I'd toss in some of the nicknames me and friends have given my chest at a few stages (and btw totally dissagree with f being fake *laughs* I'm past that and they are definitely real...) =

HH = Humongous Hooters
JJ = Jumbo Jugs


Lilianna
This reminds me of a joke my friend told.

A guy is in a bar and notices a VERY blessed woman. He decides to walk over and says "You know what I think the perfect breast size is?"
"No... what?" the woman responds. (Thank God for the guy she was in a good mood)
"MM. You wanna know why?"
"Sure..."
"They melt in your mouth, not in your hands."
Paullus
beetje flauw.

mwa.. mwa.. not realy funny as the first one, sorry smile.gif
kalphiteking101
My GF happens to have FF cup breasts and shes 17...
And yeah, they're real
Flu
QUOTE(kalphiteking101 @ Aug 22 2008, 10:41 AM) *
My GF happens to have FF cup breasts and shes 17...
And yeah, they're real


Poor girl must be dying
Mighty_Lamb
M = maybe way too much, lifting them is now a olympics discipline
KattenyaJen
QUOTE(kalphiteking101 @ Aug 22 2008, 09:41 AM) *
My GF happens to have FF cup breasts and shes 17...
And yeah, they're real



lol, I was a HH at 17 ( JJ and 18 now), and passed FF by the time I was 15...


Flu - yes, yes indeed any girl in this size range has plenty of back problems to deal with and dies a little wink.gif
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