Today it came to my attention that Nerf offers a fully automatic, 3 round per second, belt fed, tripod mounted machine gun, and it was on sale for $35 at Wallmart. Needless to say, my roommate found this out the hard way, when our mutual friend, Ed, and I showed up at the roommate's (Mark's) job and pelted him with a total of 75 Nerf darts in just about 17 seconds, from two huge machine guns. Why didn't they have these when I was a kid? This has been a fun day for me, and I highly recommend the gun to any and all who will use it for awesome, rather than good.

~MFWraith