The squeemish be warned, seriously.
Okay, so one day Hicksly Bill went up to the room, where his wife was in bed.
He also brought a sheep to.
When he got there he said "honey, this is the pig that I sleep with when you are not feeling well."
His wife says, you moron, that is a sheep, not a pig.
And then Billy looks up and says... I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you.
Okay, so one day Billy's son Jack, got a job. It is going well. He works as a snow plow person, so he moves snow.
One day his neighbor hires him and well, he does a superb job, making the neighbor very happy. The neighbor tells him how happy he is, but says that he missed a couple spots.
Well, you see, that is the spot where I first made love...
The neighbor is touched by the story, and asks about the second spot.
Well, that was where her mother watched us as we did it.
The neighbor is shocked, and wants to know more, what did she say?
"BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAA"
Full Version: sheep jokes
Rofl, amazing!
What's the difference between a Scottish shepherd and Mick Jagger?
Mick Jagger says "hey, you, get off of my cloud." The shepherd says "hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!"
Mick Jagger says "hey, you, get off of my cloud." The shepherd says "hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!"
Laughed at the last one, sent it to some friends, got this back:
A shepherd and his dog are shipwrecked onto a remote Scottish island. After a few days he decides to explore the island. He discovers that the only other inhabitants are sheep. He recalls how his farm buddies would brag how they would sometimes make love to sheep and he says to himself: 'I'll never be that desperate.'
Sooooo, a few days later he can't get those sheep out of his mind, and soon he's sneaking up on the flock. Just as he is about to pounce on a really cute one, the dog grabs his leg and won't let go. He snaps to, and thanks the dog for keeping him from making a fool of himself. This same scene happens every night for a month and the shepherd is really getting unhappy at the dog. Suddenly one day, the man spies a liferaft bobbing in the surf. In the raft is a beautiful young girl, half dead but alive. He takes her back to his hut revives her and nurses her to health. After a few days the girl is feeling fine, and that evening a rush of gratitude sweeps over her.... She confronts the man: 'I owe you my life. I'm yours forever. I'll do anything you want' 'Anything?'
'Anything!!' 'OK, hold that dog for ten minutes!!!'
A shepherd and his dog are shipwrecked onto a remote Scottish island. After a few days he decides to explore the island. He discovers that the only other inhabitants are sheep. He recalls how his farm buddies would brag how they would sometimes make love to sheep and he says to himself: 'I'll never be that desperate.'
Sooooo, a few days later he can't get those sheep out of his mind, and soon he's sneaking up on the flock. Just as he is about to pounce on a really cute one, the dog grabs his leg and won't let go. He snaps to, and thanks the dog for keeping him from making a fool of himself. This same scene happens every night for a month and the shepherd is really getting unhappy at the dog. Suddenly one day, the man spies a liferaft bobbing in the surf. In the raft is a beautiful young girl, half dead but alive. He takes her back to his hut revives her and nurses her to health. After a few days the girl is feeling fine, and that evening a rush of gratitude sweeps over her.... She confronts the man: 'I owe you my life. I'm yours forever. I'll do anything you want' 'Anything?'
'Anything!!' 'OK, hold that dog for ten minutes!!!'
Hahahahahaha, good'un!
That's good, dreamchaser 
By the way, the Clemson Agricultural School recently announced they've discovered a new use for sheep . . .
. . . wool
By the way, the Clemson Agricultural School recently announced they've discovered a new use for sheep . . .
. . . wool
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