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All you need to know about Child Care

*chuckles* If I ever saw someone treating their baby like that I think I'd have to slap them

but amusing cartoons.

if my baby can't beat me at chess.. he can forget about being loved...

I can't chuck my baby 15 feet in the air? ARE WE COMMUNISTS?!

All's I'm sayin is that, as a parent, it is my God-damned RIGHT to make sure my 3 month old baby knows the proper technique behind eating a drumstick.

hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is all

What I find the most amusing about all this is, I know people who actually do similar stuff. Like throwing their baby 15 feet in the air.

i know people who flip their young'uns between each other


also babies can't bench press?

we play pass the baby, especially if his diapers stinky, or at dinner, when he decides hes hungry too, then me, the hubby, and mom in law all take turns feeding, and eating, and burping.

but thats probably not what you meant

That was brilliant! Those lessons are spot on

Considering how much lint you have to pick out of orifices afterwards, and the dirty looks you get from the other people in the laundromat during the process, drying your baby the automatic way just ain't worth the quarter