So Superman was flying in the air one day, just kind of surveying the land. As he's going along he suddenly sees Wonder Woman lying in the middle of a field completely naked, and writhing with pleasure. Superman gets really turned on and so he thinks to himself "Well, I AM faster than a speeding bullet, I'll go in for a quickie and then leave and she won't notice a thing." And so he flies down super fast, does a little drill work and leaves in nearly an instant.

Wonder Woman stops for a second and looks around saying "what was that?" Then the Invisible Man answered "I don't know, but my ass sure hurts."

Heh, an oldie but a goodie.

agreed

A classic.

ouch!

just realized how illiterate my title sounds, sorry guys...