A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure...

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

ha
great.. truly great

You mean there more than just the USA????

hmm, apparently so.

Awesome man.

Last line was the best.
Very funny.

The "rest of the world?" That would be the group of dicks who insult us all the time, and talk about how they want to kill us, and then expect us to send billions of dollars when something goes wrong in their countries, despite the fact they just laugh when any sort of disaster happens here, right?

Excatly. The rest of the world.

MJ

Let me restate what you just said.

The "rest of the world?". That would be a) our buddies and the group of dickeds who insult us all the time, and talk about how they watn to kill us. These dicks are oppressed by the US in many ways. A prime example is September 11th 1973, when with lots of help from the US the chiliean dictator Pinochet killed the socialist leader of chile. This is just once case out of a ton. America is screwing nations how ever it can. These nations do not want to be colonized- but they get neo-colonized, where they have their own flag but do not controll themselves. These nations are oppressed in many ways. If a workers union comes about this union would get shot at. The evil in this world is the US.

This might wonder why am I still here? I am working on getting out, and here is what I posted in another post.






I hate it how political jokes turn out, cause one ignorant person just hijacks it with a statement that will cause disagreement.

i found the joke amusing. - Bunny

I'm tired of Laz's political views in general, but espically tired of finding them here in the joke fourm.

lmao

He was baiting me. He knows that I view the joke forum (even though I stopped posting jokes) more than the other forums. The US has commited too many crimes, and if someone calls the true fighters of freedom, the oppressed, to be a group of dicks, I'll correct that individual. He called my people dicks, and many other people dicks, without reason.

Yeah, as am i. Political views in the A&E forum, otherwise i think TMFT should lock it. Jokes are for jokes people.


Very funny joke by the way.

glad you all liked it

and Laz, i think he was just taking the piss, mate.

Laz, I don't normally read your posts, because your jokes are pathetic, so I wouldn't have known enough of your views to bait you even if I did want to. I was simply answering the question of what the rest of the world means. And this IS a joke forum, so not everything has to be taken completely seriously. Sorry you feel everything posted is all about you.

And yea, the joke was quite amusing.

Nicely handled.

MJ

Amuseing joke...nicely done

With the exception of the eastern european jokes and a few others, I reckon they're of a pretty good standard. Let's not get insulting now, k? k.