Mary gets home from doing the groceries, and as she is in the kitchen putting them away, she hears this loud buzzing sound from directly upstairs. Curious, she went upstairs to see what was going on and opened her daughter's door to find her daughter Stella pleasuring herself with a vibrator. Shocked, she inquired as to what exactly she was doing.

Stella replied "Mom, I'm 35 years old, I don't have a husband, I probably won't get a husband. This is the closest I'm going to get to a husband so will you please leave me alone right now?"

Shaking her head, the mother left the room.

The next day, Stella's father Bill came home from work and was just going into the kitchen to get a beer when he heard that same buzzing as his wife had. Being just as curious and nosy as his wife, he went upstairs and opened his door, to find the same scene Mary had the day before, and asked what the heck Stella was doing.

He received the same response, and he also left shaking his head.

The following Sunday, Mary came home from an after church lunch with some friends, to hear the buzzing coming from the living room. Getting angry, she marched into the living room to find to her surprise Bill sitting on the couch with the vibrator buzzing on the couch beside him, and yelled "What the hell are you doing?"

Bill looked her straight in the eye and said "I'm watching the game with my son-in-law".

i... have to pull that...

Excellent joke Pickle, had me laughing out loud!

Oh and DarkBunny, if you ever pull that make sure to take a picture, I'd love to see the look on your daughter's face.

LOL. And yeah, Pictures, please!

im 18, but, i know where my friends hide their vibrators... so I'll have to twist the relationship part...

haha, gl man...