A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week."

"This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting
so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and
tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to
pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does
exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking
good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says,
"Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box."

ooooh, burn!

oooooh... brilliant.

Hahahaha. Pwned.