Husband went out for work, just as he does every day! So, the wife took chance and called her lover to come! Unfortunately for her, the husband forgot some of his paperwork back home and had to return. He caught them right on the spot and roared:
- I'm gonna kill you!
- No, for heaven's sake, no - screamed the wife!
- Get undressed, both of you - stormed the husnband.
So, they got undressed...
- Now, go to the separate corners.
So, they went...
- Now, take a crap!
So, they took a crap...
- Now, switch with each other and eat it!!! - the husband continued to rage!
- We will survive this, my beloved one. I love you more than him - said the wife to her lover.
- You love me my ass. If you had loved me, you wouldn't have shat this much pile of crap!!!