Hung Chow calls in to work and says,
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache,stomach
ache and my legs hurt. I not come
work.
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes
everything better and I can go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work
soon............................. You got nice house."