I've been to the patent office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out.
She wrote my personal information and then asked what it was that I had invented.
I told her one invention was a folding bottle and she asked what I called it. I told her a "Fottle".
She asked what else I had invented and I told her a folding carton. Again she asked what I called it and I told her a "Farton".
She snickered and told me those were silly names for products and one even sounded kind of crude.
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without telling her about my folding bucket.