I just saw this on a website...and...well...enjoy:

1. The Titanic is big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.

2. Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.

3. Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is just marriage bait.

4. Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.

5. When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say, "Look at the size of that thing!" and really mean it.

6. It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.

7. Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyed amphibians to Admiral.

8. Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.

9. We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up planets for fun.

10. Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?

11. Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hutt.

12. There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars .

13. Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed "kings of the world?"

14. If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key.

15. Nothing has the same sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookie."

16. Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.

17. Han Solo would've steered clear of that stinkin' iceberg!

18. We knew the boat was gonna sink. But who could've anticipated, "Luke....I am your father."?

19. Stormtroopers blast big holes in stupid minor characters; everyone in Titanic was a stupid minor character.

20. When Star Wars was proclaimed coolest movie of all time by half of planet earth, George Lucas did not make a dork of himself at the Oscars.

21. Titanic morals:
a. gamble,
b. cheat on your husband,
c. pose nude for pictures,
d. premarital sex is OK if you're infatuated.

Star Wars morals:
a. fight evil,
b. do good,
c. respect all life even if it's ugly and slithers,
d. rescue princess,
e. save planet.

I'm still laughing at #19.

Nice Miz, very nice.

12. There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars .

ROFLCOPTER!!!

that was excellent! I love number 2!

Excellent!! Especially good since I love Star Wars and I hate Titanic.

Number 7 would be my fav.

Just thought of another reason:

#21. The Millenium Falcon ran the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs, fought in numerous space battles against overwhelming odds, and played an integral role in the destruction of both Deathstars.

The Titanic made it half way accross the Atlantic and (according to the movie) sank because the man on ice berg watch was trying to get a look down Kate Winslet's shirt.

the joke was frickin hilarious

Giant...

there are no words

I'm going to Hell, but at least I'll be laughing when I get there

These are JEENYUS.

...And Illusionist, that's funny.

For those who have not yet seen...now is the perfect oppurtunity to share with you tie-tanic.



Tie-Tanic

The movie is small and takes awhile to load, but I was to lazy to find a better copy...you want better google it.

#22. You can't make any more sequels of Titanic.

#23. Ditto with merchandise.

lol... this is great

and nice vid QSan... takes a bit more than a while to load though :X

number 12 was deffinatly my favourite..

that was fricking awesome

15,19 my favorites

Star Wars had that catchy cantina music
Titanic...well, they didnt

These are not the poor smelly bastards youre looking for, just wouldn't work.
(this will be appreciated by Star Wars die hard fanboys/girls like me)