A guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he realizes that it's a gay bar. He decides to proceed because he really needs a drink. A gay waiter approaches and asks: "What's the name of your penis?"

The customers says: "Look, I'm just not into that kind of stuff. All I want is a cold beer."

The gay waiter says: "I'm sorry but house rules dictate that I cannot serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."

The customer says to the gay waiter: "All right... I will but first tell me the name of your penis."

The gay waiter says: "NIKE... you know, 'JUST DO IT!"

He turns to the man next to him at the bar, and asks him what the name of his penis is.

"CHEVY... you know, 'LIKE A ROCK!"

The customer thinks for a moment and then says to the bartender: "The name of my penis is 'SECRET'."

The waiter is puzzled and asks: "SECRET? What does that mean?"

The customer says: You know... STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!"

thats the single funniest joke i have ever heard
kudos

Best. Punchline. Ever.

LOl.. that's goooood

Awesome. Emailing to friends right now.

*claps long and hard for the joke*
Nice Joke, I loved it...I wanna name my penis that now...

hahahah... that's a really good one. I've never heard it before. kudos!

Certainly a good one.

Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks!

Nice joke * steals it then runs away* bwahaha