Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box,RAYNE is holding a folding chair over his head, about to swing it down and hit JOHN. RAYNE offers some advice. RAYNE Don't think of it as a chair. Next panel, JOHN stills looks uncertain as he braces for the impact. RAYNE Think of it as a prototype of the world's largest slap bracelet. JOHN You sure that's how mind over matter works? NEXT ROW RAYNE'S HOUSE -KITCHEN. RAYNE comes home after a dat at school and finds DAD Sitting in the kitchen. RAYNE Do opinions matter? DAD Depends. DAD answers. DAD Depends on who's giving them and why. DAD makes a point, using his fatherly advice look. RAYNE nods. DAD But at the end of the day, the only opinion that really matters is your own. RAYNE Okay. RAYNE sits across from DAD and reaches into his schoolbag. RAYNE Assuming that applies in all situation; RAYNE We got our report cards today.

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