Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 CARTOON STRIP BAR – AT BAR. RAYNE looks around, and stops when a piece of paper falls from the sky. RAYNE Why am I still at this bar? RAYNE We wrapped this arc up nicely- PANEL 2 CARTOON STRIP BAR – AT BAR. RAYNE picks it up. RAYNE Oh for fuck's sake. PANEL 3 CARTOON STRIP BAR – AT BAR. RAYNE starts to read begrudgingly. RAYNE If any news organizations are looking for opinions on the following subjects, my creators are now taking bookings. PANEL 4 CARTOON STRIP BAR – AT BAR. RAYNE is not happy, but keeps reading. RAYNE Syria. North Korea. The Environment. Kittens. Politics. Flat Earth theory. Cactus Farming. RAYNE Sentient Cookware.

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