Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 HOT TUB STORE. RAYNE is wondering around a hot tub store, when a sales guy approaches. SALES GUY How can I help you, sir? RAYNE I do not have a hot tub. PANEL 2 HOT TUB STORE. SALES GUY nods. RAYNE I wish to rectify that. SALES GUY Is there something specific you're looking for? PANEL 3 HOT TUB STORE. RAYNE talks to an imaginary person. RAYNE I want something that says- RAYNE Sure, I could've used this money to feed 7 villages in Ghana for a year, but instead I chose to put a bath outside. PANEL 4 HOT TUB STORE. RAYNE glares at the fake person he's answering. The SALES GUY nods again. RAYNE And fuck you for judging me. SALES GUY That's a standard feature for all our models.

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