Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. FATHI is reading off his phone. FATHI Ramadan commemorates the first revelation of the Quran to Muhammad. FATHI It is regarded as one of the five pillars of Islam. PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE points to the phone, FATHI shrugs. RAYNE You just read that off of Wikipedia. FATHI There are half-assed Christians, and half-assed Jews. PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE nods. FATHI You really surprised there are half-assed Muslims? RAYNE Guess not. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE looks thoughtful, as FATHI pretends to be a cult member. RAYNE You think there are half-assed cult members? FATHI I'm drinking the death kool-aid out of respect for my father.

Latest Stories