Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – GARAGE. RAYNE is still standing by the garage door, when FATHI walks up. FATHI Why are you just standing by the door? RAYNE I think James Comey is in our garage. PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – GARAGE. FATHI doesn't recognize the name. FATHI Who? RAYNE FBI Director. PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – GARAGE. FATHI's eyes go wide and he immediately start backing away from the door. FATHI I didn't say 'Jihad' that one time! FATHI I sneezed! PANEL 4 RAYNE'S HOUSE – GARAGE. RAYNE reassures him, and FATHI nods, turning away to go to work. RAYNE He's been fired. FATHI I totally said Jihad. FATHI You finished the chocolate milk.

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