Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, DAD walks into the garage and sees RAYNE with tools taking the training wheels off his bike. DAD You're finally taking your training wheels off your bike? RAYNE Yep. NEXT PANEL, DAD realizes, as RAYNE reaches for a wing made out of cardboard to install on his bike. RAYNE nods. DAD And putting on wings. RAYNE I think I'm ready. NEXT ROW HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. DAD is reading the paper when RAYNE walks in. RAYNE Yo. RAYNE I have some questions about aging. DAD Shoot. RAYNE plops himself down on DAD's lap. RAYNE Nose hair. RAYNE When will I get it? RAYNE And does it hurt when I do? DAD answers. DAD When you're much older and no. RAYNE nods, moving on. RAYNE Same question, replacing 'nose' with 'butt'. DAD looks at RAYNE suspiciously. DAD Did you open with 'nose' to ease me into this conversation? RAYNE We're going deep down that rabbit hole, old man.

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