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PANEL 1 STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT – X-WING VR. RAYNE jumps, as a massive STAR DESTROYER pops in from Hyperspce. RAYNE Jesus. PANEL 2 STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT – X-WING VR. RAYNE chuckles at himself. RAYNE That literally scared the shite out of me. PANEL 3 STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT – X-WING VR. RAYNE sniffs. RAYNE It even smells like it scared the shite out of me. PANEL 4 STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT – X-WING VR. RAYNE smiles as he turns his X-wing to face the Destroyer. We hear JOHN's voice again. RAYNE This is so realistic. JOHN You just farted with such strength, there's no way your boxers maintained their original colour.

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