Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. JULIE is trying to kiss RAYNE as they lie in bed. JULIE You're being weird. RAYNE I just spent a week watching pornography 12 hours a day. PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. RAYNE sighs. RAYNE I forget how to have sex like a normal person. PANEL 3 MRAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. RAYNE explains. RAYNE My instinct is to run out, get a pizza box, cut a hole in it, and put my dick through it. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. JULIE lies back down on her pillow. RAYNE looks at her. JULIE Now I want pizza. RAYNE A little heavy, no? RAYNE Can't I just put my dick through some salad?

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