Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 IDS – NANCY'S AREA. RAYNE walks into NANCY'S area looking annoyed. RAYNE Can we expand your duties so they include making you responsible for selling my house? NANCY No. PANEL 2 IDS – NANCY'S AREA. NANCY offers a suggestion. NANCY Why don't you just rent the house out? Treat it like an income property? RAYNE And become a landlord? PANEL 3 IDS – NANCY'S AREA. RAYNE walks into his office. RAYNE I don't think I'd excel at that. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S FUTURE HOME – BEDROOM. Cut to the future, 3am in the morning, as RAYNE picks up his cell phone while being half asleep. TENANT Rayne? A pipe burst under the toilet and there are baby alligators biting at my feet. RAYNE Yeah, no, that's pretty shitty.

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