Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, JOHN finishes up his presentation to the class, as the TEACHER calls to RAYNE. TEACHER Ryan? It's your turn. NEXT ROW CLASSROOM – FRONT OF CLASS. RAYNE begins his presentation. RAYNE has pictures to go along with his presentation. RAYNE My assignment was to give recommendations on how to fix the government. RAYNE nods. RAYNE To that end, I have come up with what I call 'Physical Accountability'. RAYNE begins. RAYNE During the election cycle, every time a politician makes a promise; RAYNE That promise is etched upon a 5 pound weight that is then hung around the candidates neck. RAYNE He wears that weight until he follows through on his promise. RAYNE shrugs. RAYNE Or he dies. The class is silent. The TEACHER stares at RAYNE, and RAYNE agrees with her. TEACHER You're going to be a great dictator one day. RAYNE Right????

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