Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE sticks his head into the kitchen with a question. RAYNE Will you love me more if I win awards? MOM I'll love you the exact same no matter what. Next Panel, a sullen RAYNE pulls his head back, holding a Pulitzer in his hand, and facing the committee in the hallway. RAYNE Thanks for nothing, Pulitzer award committee. NEXT ROW RAYNE'S BEDROOM. RAYNE is on the floor working on a project, trying to plan something out when DAD walks in. DAD Why can't you work as hard at school as you are on this- DAD looks at the papers, RAYNE shakes his head. DAD Moon? RAYNE That's no moon. DAD finally realizes that RAYNE is trying to build the Death Star. RAYNE gets up, and looks to DAD. RAYNE Can you take me to the bank? I need a loan. DAD I have a bad feeling about this.

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