Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RESTAURANT – TABLE. ALAN gets angry and tries to correct RAYNE, who quickly shushes him. ALAN You know it's not actually a civil war, right? ALAN Russia is invading- RAYNE Shhhhhhhhh. PANEL 2 RESTAURANT – TABLE. RAYNE gestures to the table next to them, where PUTIN is having dinner. PANEL 3 RESTAURANT – TABLE. PUTIN notices they're looking at him, and RAYNE tries to say hi. RAYNE Hey. PANEL 4 RESTAURANT – TABLE. RAYNE tries again. RAYNE Sieg heil? PUTIN Check please.

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