Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 HOSPITAL – HOSPITAL ROOM. In a hospital room, NANCY is by RAYNE's side, as he's lying in the hospital bed. RAYNE is pushing the painkiller button. NANCY Stop pressing the button. RAYNE I'll keep pressing it until I can't feel anything below my belly button. PANEL 2 HOSPITAL – HOSPITAL ROOM. A PRIEST Walks into the room, NANCY is suspicious. PRIEST Hello, there. NANCY What are you doing here? PANEL 3 HOSPITAL – HOSPITAL ROOM. NANCY looks a bit worried. NANCY He's not dying! NANCY Is he? PRIEST Rumour has it this young man is getting some stitches on his unmentionables and I wanted to offer my services. PANEL 4 HOSPITAL – HOSPITAL ROOM. RAYNE is suspicious now, as the PRIEST shrugs. RAYNE So you're here to give me comfort, or take a peak at my dick? PRIEST A little of both, as it is written.

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