Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE's HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE and JOHN are watching the news RAYNE Obama missed a golden opportunity. JOHN Hmmm? PANEL 2 THE WHITEHOUSE LAWN. Cut to OBAMA giving a press conference. OBAMA My fellow Americans, We're going back to Iraq. OBAMA For the third time. PANEL 3 THE WHITEHOUSE LAWN. OBAMA smiles. OBAMA But don't worry. OBAMA This time, we know exactly how it'll end. PANEL 4 IRAQ. Cut to IRAQ, where the AMERICANS and IRAQIS are having an Ewok celebration in the trees, singing. SONG Coatee cha tu goo; SONG Yub nub!

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