Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE's CAR. RAYNE is driving to work, listening to the news on the radio. RAYNE I don't get this. PANEL 2 RAYNE's CAR. RAYNE talks to the radio, to himself. RAYNE Obama is arguably the most powerful man in the world, with the most powerful and advanced military at his disposal. PANEL 3 RAYNE's CAR. RAYNE looks sad. RAYNE Yet when asked about these poor Nigerian girls, he feigns helplessness, 'wishing there was something he could do'. PANEL 4 RAYNE's CAR. RAYNE That's like me being buried in unwrapped Cadbury eggs while yelling- RAYNE "If only there was some way I could eat my way out of here"

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