TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is outside playing in the snow. He's looking at a patch of snow that's 3 colours: white, brown (from car exhaust) and yellow (from pee). RAYNE is about to lick it. DAD Don't eat that! RAYNE It's Neapolitan. NEXT ROW RAYNE's room. RAYNE is in bed, lying there with BABY. RAYNE I don't get New Years. RAYNE Mostly the parties. RAYNE doesn't get it. RAYNE Why is this something we celebrate? RAYNE The passage of time. RAYNE As if time can go in any other direction. RAYNE does sarcasm. RAYNE When's the day we throw a party for water being wet? RAYNE looks up at the reader. RAYNE You want something worth celebrating? RAYNE turns over and goes to bed. RAYNE Wake me when time stops. RAYNE Then I'll be the first to blow a kazoo.