Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 Nighttime – John's Car. JOHN pulls up to the gas station, and sees a woman in her late 30's there, standing there waiting. She's attractive, wearing a tight black dress. JOHN There she is. PANEL 2 Nighttime – John's Car. JOHN pulls the car into a parking spot. JOHN She looks nice. LIL' VADER She looks like she works at the Mos Eisley Cantina. PANEL 3 Nighttime – John's Car. VADER nods. LIL' VADER As a prostitute. PANEL 4 Nighttime – John's Car. JOHN gives VADER a dirty look, while he pulls out his lightsaber. JOHN That's a mean thing to say. LIL' VADER Come at me, bro!

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