Comic Transcript

In the Title Box, Dad is mowing the lawn as Rayne asks him a question. Rayne: Dad? Rayne: What’s the difference between self-confidence and arrogance? Next panel, Dad stops the lawn mower to hear Rayne. Rayne shrugs, walks away. Dad: Sorry, couldn’t hear you. Dad: What was the question? Rayne: Forget it. I’ll figure it out. NEXT ROW In the schoolyard, Rayne and Becker are sitting in the sandbox talking. Rayne is laying out his plan. Rayne: First, I’m going to create a television show about a girl who makes poor hairstyle choices. Continues. Rayne: Then, I’ll make another show about a similar girl who’s a spy. Continues. Rayne: I’ll follow that up with 6 seasons of unlikeable people in purgatory. Becker is skeptical, and Rayne looks at Becker like it’s the most obvious thing in the world. Becker: And then you think they’ll let you direct new Star Trek and Star Wars movies? Rayne: Was there ever a clearer career path? They both stop talking, as they realize another boy is standing right next to them, having listened to their every word. The boy is a young JJ Abrams and he’s holding a Bad Robot toy.

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