Cell #1
Hospital – Delivery Room. Kate is in the delivery room, and is being examined by the doctor. The doctor is looking at Noel, while his hand is inside Kate.
Doctor: It feels like you’re about 6cm dilated.
Noel: Could you not make eye contact with me when you’re shoulder deep in my wife?
Cell #2
Hospital – Delivery Room. Noel is uncomfortable.
Doctor: Babies are very low.
Noel: Playing the part of the Sarlaac Pit will be my wife’s vagina.
Cell #3
Hospital – Delivery Room. The doctor somehow goes even deeper, Noel can’t look.
Doctor: We’re looking good.
Noel: Jesus.
Noel: She’s not a puppet.
Cell #4
Hospital – Delivery Room. Kate has finally had enough.
Kate: Noel!
Noel: Is that you talking or the doctor?
Noel: Because I can’t tell.