Comic Transcript

In the Title Box, Mom and Rayne are having breakfast. Rayne: Can I get a Tattoo? Mom: Sure. Rayne nods. Rayne: Reverse psychology is a great parenting tool. Mom: Isn’t it? NEXT ROW Dad is getting a snack, as Rayne comes in. Rayne: Can I have more juice please? Dad: You’ve had enough today. Dad makes a suggestion. Dad: Drink some water if you’re thirsty. Rayne doesn’t like the suggestion. Rayne: I don’t like water. Rayne: I like juice. Dad shakes his head no. Rayne: Juice me. Dad: You don’t need any more sugar. Rayne responds with a noble air. Dad: Or did you forget this morning when you empty a case of Gummi Bears on our lawn and declared them free? Rayne: What I did, I did after very full deliberation, and under a heavy and solemn sense of responsibility.

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