Comic Transcript

Ari: Do you often try to round out your friend roster with a little variety? Rayne: This went much better than last time. Craiglist: Looking for A Friend. Craiglist: Must be willing to wear overalls and do brief musical interludes. Ari: I don’t think being an Oompa Loompa counts as a lifestyle choice. Rayne: Little bitches are over-sensitive and eger to sue.

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